Calvicie prematura

Desde los 12 años supe que sería calvo. Por más que lo intenté nunca logré que me saliera el temido pelo en la palma de la mano. #cuentuitos

== PostgreSQL Weekly News - April 01 2011 ==

== PostgreSQL Weekly News - April 01 2011 ==

Long-time contributor Julian Assange, using a sophisticated regular
expression utility on the PostgreSQL source code, found multiple back
doors for the US National Security Agency created by newer contributor
Tom Lane.  As a result, Mr. Lane has been dismissed from the project.

Of his diligence in ferreting Assange said, "It is impossible to
correct abuses unless we know that they’re going on." He went on to
say, "I had always been worried about Mr. Lane's connections to the US
Foreign Service, so I dug deeper: much deeper than anyone else thought
to dig."

== PostgreSQL Product News ==

DostgreSQL, a friendly distribution of PostgreSQL for Turkish users
have been released:
http://www.DostgreSQL.org

== PostgreSQL 9.1 Feature of the Week ==

O(1) Multi-Master Replication.  The command is:

  ALTER DATABASE [dbname]
  ENABLE MMR
  HOST host1 [, host2, ... hostn]

== PostgreSQL Tip of the Week ==

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

== PostgreSQL Jobs for April ==

http://jobs.oracle.com/

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